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20-20 match

Boy : I'm 20 years old. What's about you?
Girl : I'm also 20 years.
Boy : OK, Now come to my bed room.
Girl : Why?
Boy : For playing 20-20 match!!

Boys And Girls

A Boy asked to teacher, "Sir why boys walk faster than girls and why girls speak more than boys?"
Teaccher answered," Boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth."

Ek AIDS er rogi

Ek AIDS er rogi ke tar ma chithi likhchhen.."baba,tor AIDS hoyechhe

sunlam..tui ebar theke r bari te asis na..tui ele amader kajer meyetar AIDS

hobe..or hole tor bap er AIDS hobe..tor bap er hole amaro hobe..amar hole tor

kaka'r hobe..tor kaka'r hole tor kaki'ro hobe..r tor kaki'r hole puro gram er

hobe..ki dorkar atoboro bipod deke anar..sabdhane thakis bole ki luv..ja hobar

ta to hoyei gechhe.."

Two Ants

There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

The Laziest

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to
trick them into doing some work for a change.
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he
announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up?"
Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply.

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The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

Deaf Sex

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"

Free Man

A wife wakes up in the middle of the night and finds her husband sitting on
the bed crying. She asks, "Whets wrong?"
He says, "Remember when your daddy caught us in your room when you were
sixteen and told me I'd have to marry you or he was going to send me to
jail for thirty years?"
She says, "Yeah, but why are you crying?"
He says, " I'd be a free man today."

Microsofty

What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?

"Now I can understand why you named your company Microsoft!"

The Woman

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

Birthday Boy

A little boy goes up to his mom and says "mommy can take a shower with you?"
The mom says "no", so the boy says "please it's my birthday".
"Ok" says the mom "just don't look up or down".
"Ok I promise" says the boy.
But as soon as they're in the shower the boy looks up and says "mommy what are those?"
The mom says "those are my headlights"
"oh" says the boy. Then he looks down and says "mommy what is that?"
So she says "that's my bush".
"oh" said the boy.
Later the boy goes up to his dad and says "daddy can take a shower with you?"
and the dad says "no". "Please it's my birthday".
"ok" said the dad "just don't look down".
"ok I promise" said the boy.
But as soon as they're in the shower the boy looks down and says "daddy what's that?"
so the dad says "that's my snake".
"oh" said the boy.
That night the boy says "mommy, daddy can I get in bed with you I had a bad dream." "no" say his parents.
"Please it's my birthday".
"Ok" said his parents "just don't look under the covers"
"ok I promise" said the boy.
But as soon as he is in the bed he looks under the covers and screams
"mom turn your head lights there's a snake in your bush!"

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool…..

1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

Soft and Hard

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They

are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as

your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

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